And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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