And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
