There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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