On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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