doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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