ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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