white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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