He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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