hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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