Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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