I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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