it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I am one with the molecules
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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