i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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