Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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