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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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