my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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