Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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