people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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