He is an equal opportunity slut.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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