You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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