We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize