so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
