They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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