Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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