This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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