Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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