Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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