i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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