who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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