why didn't you poke me back
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
