If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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