Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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