so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i believe in u and ur pee
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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