he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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