its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
