I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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