ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
