Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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