Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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