So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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