scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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