i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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