I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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