it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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