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There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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