barbara walters just said penis...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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