her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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