I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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