Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
