Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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