i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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