everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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