I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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