Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
