IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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