He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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