Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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